- This statement
2. This warning message from Processing
3. Another solution for iPhone X scrolling embracing the notch
4. This tattoo that combines two of my loves: tech and terrible puns.
5. We do things by the book in this department
6. Writing for a loop
7. There is also the follow-up “Copying code directly from Stack Overflow”
8. Adventures in code review
9. Where did you two meet?
10. Programming is magic
11. Fake Scientists!
12. Android: where ProgressBars go around in circles and Spinners don’t spin
13. Susan Mauldin, Chief Security Officer at Equifax, was a music major.
14. One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day
15. How real men play Russian roulette
16. When u ask ur girl 2 make u a sandwich and she actually do it
17. Encapsulation
18. Good ol’ emacs
19. How to trigger a programmer
20. This video will never fail to blow my mind. Everybody should browse through the IOCCC, it’s hilarious and incredible.
21. The state of development 2017
22. Found this in Netbeans
23. Siri getting technical
24.This npm run joke
25. This is a trap.
26. Game Ideas
27. Using the Command Line
28. Creative way to finde new devs…
29. Yo dawg I heard you like updates so we updated the updated so you can update while you update.
30. Job postings must be confusing in Latin
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