A collection of poems and random notes: In sum, swell doggerel
Have you met Boilerplate Ben?
He's a lawyer now and then.
Black's Law Dictionary and zen
Same contracts again and again
fat man’s tunes
Your sister says
where's a fat man in your bedroom
and I, I can hear him groan...
Oh Carlita
How could you do this to me
When you said you'd be all alone
I want to know
Just what it is, what it is
You are doin to make him moan
Sex is a sensation,
fueled by temptation,
that uses ovulation,
and ejaculation,
for fertilization,
to increase population,
and make the next generation,
do you get my explanation,
or do you need a demonstration?
torn up
I got it bad
you leave me sad,
like I've been had;
makes me damn mad!
If I tore out my heart
and threw it on the floor,
would you dance around it?
would you ask for more?
or would you turn
and walk out the door
like you have
a thousand times before?
when the nightman comes callin
who will you be a ballin?
in whose arms have ya fallen
while I am bawlin...
bye bye baby bye bye,
can't let you make me cry,
so bye bye baby bye bye,
i'm gonna let you fly.
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You can't say I didn try
but you only made me cry
so bye bye baby bye bye
Yeh it's easy to see
you don't give a damn for me
so best I let you be
fix
on the sleazy side of town looking for a fix to get down
english avenue in the bluff
that where I get my stuff
yeh the place is rough
but hey I am tough
got my needle got my spoon be lookin for more very soon
they say you could die down here but that's not somethin i fear
there ain't no doubt about it
I'm quite addicted to the shit
and it's easy to see shit got its hooks in me
I think of you often, though the memories dim and soften
eeyore told me I should worry about you and wonder how I had offended you. So I ripped his head off and spread the stuffings across the lawn. Fool donkey!
one thing I believe you see
bobby different as can be. please come play with me?
any resemblance to any actual person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. no such resemblance is intended.
I heard the cries as they echoed from the bridge of sighs.
hmmm. somebody slappin them thighs, that'd be my surmise. the thought makes me rise, but that's no surprise, for I tell you no lies that is what I prize.
Easy to See
Oh yeah any fool can see, you could do better'n me. Yeah it's easy to see, you're way to good for me.
But it's more than clear When I hold you warm and near, kiss your cheek and nuzzle your ear, and whisper "I love you dear"
In the middle of the night When you hold me warm and tight, Sharing your earthly delight, I know it's gonna be alright.
Oh yeah any fool could see, you got eyes for me. Yeah it's plain to me, I'm the only one you see.
winking eye
winking eye soft lover's sigh, winking eye sweet lips
silk glove, soft winking eye, winked its eye lover's trips
soft like a sigh to shy, winked its eye lover's trips
soft like a sigh, never no til ya try smooth hips lover's trips
winked its eye, soft lover's thigh smooth lipped love, before the sigh, winked its eye soft, like a sigh...
my computer wrote the one above in 1985
In my mystic forest
In my mystic forest With just me and Mary Behind the locked door, I squat on my haunches And pull one toke more.
Sitting here in the dark The only reality the floor, Closed secure in this womb. A construction of silence And a darkened room.
Stoned solo late at night High here in this half light, And nobody with me any more. Just my shadow on the floor And it ain't the same as before.
You can't say i didn try
but you only made me cry
so bye bye baby bye bye
Yeh it's easy to see you don't give a damn for me so best i let you be
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