Why End a Sales Pitch Deck like the Dude Reading Disclaimers?

Written by David | Published 2021/04/09
Tech Story Tags: slogging | end-a-sales-pitch-deck | dude-reading-disclaimers | sales | sales-pitch-deck | friday-vibes | sales-deck | marketing | web-monetization

TLDR This Slogging thread occurred in hackernoon's official #only-at-hackernoon channel. If you'd like to learn more about the contents of the pitch deck, go here. The pitch deck was created by Utsav Jaiswal and Natasha, Natasha, Limarc, Linh, and yours truly. The Slogging post was made on the official channel #only at Hackernoon, the official version of this article is published by Linh and Natasha. The full pitch deck is available to download here.via the TL;DR App

This Slogging thread by Utsav Jaiswal, Natasha, Limarc, Linh, and yours truly occurred in hackernoon's official #only-at-hackernoon channel.
DavidFeb 4, 2021, 10:24 PM
when Utsav Jaiswal ends his sales pitch deck like the dude reading disclaimers for pharmaceutical tv commercials...
Utsav JaiswalFeb 4, 2021, 10:25 PM
Fresher than a 'Thank You' slide - amirite? 😂
NatashaFeb 4, 2021, 11:00 PM
Legend.
LimarcFeb 4, 2021, 11:26 PM
Commercial about X product that treats minor condition such as headaches...Ending disclaimer: MAY CAUSE HEART ATTACKS, DEPRESSION, AND IN RARE CASES DEATH.
Utsav JaiswalFeb 4, 2021, 11:28 PM
In fine print - Consult a physician if the rare case persists for more than 4 hours
LinhApr 9, 2021, 4:43 PM
When Utsav Jaiswal emails also read like drug commercials.
Utsav JaiswalApr 9, 2021, 4:45 PM
Utsav JaiswalApr 9, 2021, 4:47 PM
context for those who never watched arrested development - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgxtRqdFvxM
LinhApr 9, 2021, 4:47 PM
i was gonna ask if you like arrested development
Utsav JaiswalApr 9, 2021, 4:48 PM
like is a light word --Looooooveeee is the right word
FYI if you'd like to learn more about the contents of the pitch deck, go here.

Written by David | Founder & CEO of HackerNoon. Grew up on the east coast. Grew old on the west coast. Now, cooking in Colorado.
Published by HackerNoon on 2021/04/09