FAQs About This “Story:”
Q: Why a tweets anthology? What happened to a good old story?
A: Well, while doing my research, I realized that a collection of tweets explains better how, why, and what happened to Snapchat stocks than any current “serious” analysis.
Q: Why 41 tweets, and not 14?
A: Snapchat stocks are in the full free-fall mode for more than 40%. So, I guess, I’d better hurry up, and finish this article ASNAP.
Q: Aren’t you worried that it’s going to take forever for readers to reach the end of your story?
A: Ten seconds per tweet, that’s all it takes, and that’s not a promise.
Q: Does the number of a tweet has something to do with the top-X-this-or-that types of lists?
A: No, it’s merely a technicality, so I don’t lose count and more importantly my mind.
Q: I’m not a Snapchat investor, what’s in it for me?
A: You’ll be able to pick up your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet in the comments section.
#1 Love Is In The Air (Spoiler Alert: There’s no parachute)
#2 Iron Man To The Rescue With The “Reverse SNAP?!”
#3 Pixy. That’s A Lovely Name, But That’s All It Is.
#4 Insanity?! Extremely Well Calculated and Profitable “Insanity.”
#5 You Have Every Right To Be Suspicious…
#6 Silence of the Lambs - Wall Street Edition
#7 Two Years Haven’t Been Enough To Spot These Signs?!
#8 Guess, We’d Have To Redefine The Term “Volatile.”
#9 You Are (Not) Welcome…
#10 If This Is Just A Warning-Earning Bomb…
#11 Kudos To The Illustrators. More Work For Creatives.
#12 Is This What A Lady Ish Tweet Looks Like?
#13 Apples and Oranges?! Are You Sure?
#14 “And More…”
#15 Is The CEO Updating His Bio, Already?
#16 And, It Ain’t A Perfume.
#17 You Asked For It, And Got The Answer.
#18 An Interesting Choice of Terms Worth Remembering.
#19 Elon! Are You There?
#20 No Need To Google - Miranda. I Did It For You: “Since 2017, she has been married to Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel with whom she has two children.”
#21 Poof Through The Stock Market Roof.
#22 One social media loss is another social media gain. I guess.
#23 True!
#24 Not The Right Time For SNAP Decisions.
#25 Priorities!
#26 Indeed, Serious Questions.
#27 Are You Sure About That Valuation Model Thing?! Asking For A Friend.
#28 Interesting Choice of Colors, But There Have Been More Than One “Short Signals,” According To This Chart. Right?
#29 Hold The Line! Everything Will Be Fine!
#30 Who’s Listening?!
#31 What About Followers’ Kids and Their College Dreams?!
#32 The Four Riders of the Stock Market Apocalypse?
#33 One Day, You’ll Be Able To Say, It All Started With Snap…
#34 “Yellow Tuesday.” Kudos! Spot On!
#35 You Mean, Two Birds With One Stone. Right?
#36 I Don’t Know. Let’s Google It.
#37 Elon!
#38 Content Is The King! No Discussion!
#39 The Last Number I Cropped “Accidentally” - 87.
#40 That’s The Spirit!
#41 It Wasn’t Me, I Swear!
Conclusion: Wake Up, We’re Living In The World That’s Run Out of Illusions.
P.S.
Let me know in your comments which tweet is your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet.
Thank you!